diff --git a/frontend/static/quotes/english.json b/frontend/static/quotes/english.json index b0da2cb1d..8aca75f1c 100644 --- a/frontend/static/quotes/english.json +++ b/frontend/static/quotes/english.json @@ -34890,6 +34890,18 @@ "source": "Avicii - The Nights", "length": 187, "id": 5919 + }, + { + "text": "What do I do? System architecture. Networking and security. No one in this house can touch me on that. But does anyone appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing a capella at Sarah Lawrence, I was gaining root access to NSA servers. I was one click away from starting a second Iranian revolution. I prevent cross-site scripting, I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The Internet heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data every minute. Do you have any idea how that happens? All those YouTube ones and zeroes streaming directly to your little smart phone day after day? Every joe who gets outraged if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under 12 seconds? It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me, ensuring your packets get delivered, un-sniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire company. That's what I do.", + "source": "Bertram Gilfoyle - Silicon Valley", + "length": 986, + "id": 5920 + }, + { + "text": "Myanmar and Brazil. Amusing coincidence that two of the three countries that provide the world's sesame seeds have such large cicada population, no? The cicadas of Myanmar emerge every 13 years, while the Brazilian cicadas emerge every 17. Next year they will hatch, simultaneously, for the first time in 221 years. Crops from both countries will be decimated. Unlike Myanmar and Brazil, Indonesia has no cicada population. I was surprised to see Indonesian sesame seed futures priced so low. I made a purchase. And now, if the shortage spikes the global price even ten percent. We'll profit... Evan? 'Sixty-eight million dollars.' If you wish, I could tap that projected revenue and make you a bridge loan of 15 million dollars, gentlemen.", + "source": "Peter Gregory - Silicon Valley", + "length": 740, + "id": 5921 } ] }