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Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han, old buddy, do you read me?
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Loud and clear, kid. What's up?
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Well, I finished my circle. I don't pick up any life readings.
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There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. The sensors are placed. I'm going back.
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Right. I'll see you shortly. There's a meteorite that hit the ground near here. I want to check it out. It won't take long.
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Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?
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Aaargh!
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Chewie!
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All right, don't lose your temper. I'll come right back and give you a hand.
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Solo?
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No sign of life out there, General. The sensors are in place. You'll know if anything comes around.
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Commander Skywalker reported in yet?
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No. He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him.
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With all the meteor activity in this system, it's going to be difficult to spot approaching ships.
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General, I've got to leave. I can't stay anymore.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Well, there's a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba the Hut, I'm a dead man.
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A death mark's not an easy thing to live with. You're a good fighter, Solo. I hate to lose you.
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Thank you, General.
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Well, Your Highness, I guess this is it.
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That's right.
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Well, don't get all mushy on me. So long, Princess.
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Han!
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Yes, Your Highnessness?
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I thought you decided to stay.
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Well, the bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell changed my mind.
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Han, we need you!
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We?
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Yes.
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Oh, what about you need?
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I need? I don't know what you're talking about.
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You probably don't.
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And what precisely am I supposed to know?
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Come on! You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me.
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Yes. You're a great help to us. You're a natural leader...
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No! That's not it. Come on. Aahhh -- uh huh! Come on.
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You're imagining things.
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Am I? Then why are you following me? Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
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I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
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I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!
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Don't try to blame me. I didn't ask you to turn on the thermal heater. I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess's chamber. But it's supposed to be freezing. How are we going to dry out all her clothes? I really don't know.
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Oh, switch off.
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Why do you take this apart now? I'm trying to get us out of here and you pull both of these.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Put them back together right now.
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Might I have a word with you, please?
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What do you want?
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Well, it's Princess Leia, sir. She's been trying to get you on the communicator.
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I turned it off. I don't want to talk to her.
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Oh. Well, Princess Leia is wondering about Master Luke. He hasn't come back yet. She doesn't know where he is.
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I don't know where he is.
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Nobody knows where he is.
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What do you mean, \nobody
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Well, uh, you see...
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Deck Officer. Deck Officer!
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Excuse me, sir. Might I inqu-...
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Yes, sir?
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Do you know where Commander Skywalker is?
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I haven't seen him. It's possible he came in through the south entrance.
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It's possible? Why don't you go find out? It's getting dark out there.
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Yes, sir.
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Excuse me, sir. Might I inquire what's going on?
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Why not?
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Impossible man. Come along, Artoo, lets find Princess Leia. Between ourselves, I think Master Luke is in considerable danger.
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Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
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Not likely. Are the speeders ready?
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Not yet. We're having some trouble adapting them to the cold.
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Then we'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
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Sir, the temperature's dropping too rapidly.
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That's right. And my friends out in it.
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I'll cover sector twelve. Have com-control set screen alpha.
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Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker.
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Then I'll see you in hell!
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You must come along now, Artoo. There's really nothing more we can do. And my joints are freezing up.
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Don't say thing like that! Of course we'll see Master Luke again. He'll be quite all right, you'll see. Stupid little short-circuit. He'll be quite all right.
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Sir, all the patrols are in. There's still no contact from Skywalker or Solo.
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Mistress Leia, Artoo says he's been quite unable to pick up any signals, although he does admit that his own range is far too weak to abandon all hope.
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Your Highness, there's nothing more we can do tonight. The shield doors must be closed.
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Close the doors.
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Yes, sir.
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Artoo says the chances of survival are seven hundred seventy-five...to one.
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Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes...from time to time. Oh, dear, oh, dear. Don't worry about Master Luke. I'm sure he'll be all right. He's quite clever, you know...for a human being.
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Luke...Luke.
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Ben?
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You will go to the Dagobah system.
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Dagobah system?
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There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me.
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Ben...Ben.
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Luke! Luke! Don't do this, Luke. Come on, give me a sign here.
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Not much time.
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Ben...Ben...
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Hang on, kid.
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Dagobah system...
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Whew...
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Dagobah...
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This may smell bad, kid...
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Yoda...
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...but it will keep you warm...til I get the shelter built. Ooh...I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
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Echo Base...I've got something! Not much, but it could be a life form.
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This is Rouge Two. this is Rouge Two. Captain Solo, so you copy? Commander Skywalker, do you copy? This is Rouge Two.
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Good morning. Nice of you guys to drop by.
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Echo Base...this is Rouge Two. I found them. Repeat, I found them.
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Master Luke, sir, it's good to see you fully functional again.
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Artoo expresses his relief, also.
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How are you feeling, kid? You don't look so bad to me. In fact, you look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark.
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Thanks to you.
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That's two you owe me, junior.
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Well your Worship, looks like you managed to keep me around for a little while longer.
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I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for any ships to leave the system until we've activated the energy shield.
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That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
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I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain.
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Laugh it up, fuzz ball. But you didn't see us alone in the south passage.
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She expressed her true feelings for me.
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My...! Why, you stuck up,...half-witted,...scruffy-looking... nerf-herder!
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Who's scruffy-looking? I must have hit her pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?
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Why, I guess you don't know everything about women yet?
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Headquarters personnel, report to command center.
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Take it easy.
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Excuse us, please.
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Princess...we have a visitor.
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We've picked up something outside the base in zone twelve, moving east.
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It's metal.
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Then it couldn't be one of those creatures that attacked Luke.
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It could be a speeder, one of ours.
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No. Wait -- there's something very weak coming through.
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Sir, I am fluent in six million forms of communication. This signal is not used by the Alliance. It could be an Imperial code.
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It isn't friendly, whatever it is. Come on, Chewie, let's check it out.
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Send Rouges Ten and Eleven to station three-eight.
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Afraid there's not much left.
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What was it?
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Droid of some kind. I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct.
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An Imperial probe droid.
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It's a good bet the Empire knows we're here.
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We'd better start the evacuation.
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Admiral.
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Yes, Captain
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I think we've got something, sir. The report is only a fragment had.
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We have thousands of probe droids searching the galaxy. I want proof, not leads!
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The visuals indicate life readings.
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It could mean anything. If we followed every lead...
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But, sir, the Hoth system is supposed to be devoid of human forms.
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You found something?
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Yes, my lord.
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That's it. The Rebels are there.
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My lord, there are so many uncharted settlements. It could be smugglers, it could be...
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That is the system. And I'm sure Skywalker is with them. Set your course for the Hoth system. General Veers, prepare you men.
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Groups seven and ten will stay behind to fly the speeders. As soon as each transport is loaded, evacuation control will give clearance for immediate launch.
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Right, sir.
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Okay, that's it. Try it...Off! Turn it off! Turn it off! Off!
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Sir, it will take quite awhile to evacuate the T-forty- sevens.
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Well, forget the heavy equipment. There's plenty of time to get the smaller modules on the transports.
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Take care, sir.
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Thanks.
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Chewie, take care of yourself, okay?
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Hi, kid. There's got to be a reason for it. Check it at the other end. Wait a second. You all right?
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Yeah.
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Be careful.
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You, too.
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General, there's a fleet of Star Destroyers coming out of hyperspace in sector four.
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Reroute all power to the energy shield. We've got to hold them till all transports are away. Prepare for ground assault.
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What is it, General?
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My lord, the fleet has moves out of light-speed. Com-Scan has detected an energy field protecting an area around the sixth planet of the Hoth system. The field is strong enough to deflect any bombardment.
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The Rebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of light-speed too close to the system.
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He felt surprise was wiser...
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He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.
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Yes, my lord.
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Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of light-speed, and we're preparing to...Aaagh!
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You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. Captain Piett.
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Yes, my lord.
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Make ready to land out troops beyond the energy shield and deploy the fleet so that nothing gets off that system. You are in command now, Admiral Piett.
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Thank you, Lord Vader.
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All troop carriers will assemble at the north entrance. The heavy transport ships will leave as soon as they're loaded. Only two fighter escorts per ship. The energy shield can only be opened for a short time, so you'll have to stay very close to your transports.
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Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?
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The ion cannon will fire several shots to make sure that any enemy ships will be out of your flight path. When you've gotten past the energy shield, proceed directly to the rendezvous point. Understood?
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Right. Okay.
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Good luck.
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Okay. Everyone to your stations. Let's go!
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Their primary target will be the power generators. Prepare to open the shield.
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Sir, Rebel ships are coming into our sector.
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Good. Our first catch of the day.
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Stand by, ion control....Fire!
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The first transport is away.
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Feeling all right, sir?
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Just like new, Dack. How about you?
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Right now I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself.
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I know what you mean.
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Echo Station Three-T-Eight.
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We have spotted Imperial walkers!
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Imperial walkers on the north ridge.
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Echo station Five-Seven. We're on our way.
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All right, boys, keep tight now.
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Luke, I have no approach vector. I'm not set.
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Steady, Dack. Attack pattern delta. Go now!
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All right, I'm coming in.
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Hobbie, you still with me?
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That armor's too strong for blasters.
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Rouge Group, use your harpoons and tow cables. Go for the legs. It might be our only chance of stopping them. All right, stand by, Dack.
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Luke, we've got a malfunction in fire control. I'll have to cut in the auxiliary.
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Just hang on. Hang on, Dack. Get ready to fire that tow cable.
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Dack? Dack!
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Yes, Lord Vader. I've reached the main power generator. The shield will be down in moments. You may start your landing.
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Rouge Three.
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Copy, Rouge Leader
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Wedge, I've lost my gunner. You'll have to make this shot. I'll cover for you. Set your harpoon. Follow me on the next pass.
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Coming around, Rouge Leader.
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Steady, Rouge Two
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Activate harpoon.
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Good shot, Janson.
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One more pass.
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Coming around. Once more.
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One more.
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Cable out! Let her go!
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Detach cable.
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Cable detached.
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Come on!
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Whooha!! That got him!
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I see it, Wedge. Good work.
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I don't think we can protect two transports at a time.
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It's risky, but we can't hold out much longer. We have no choice.
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Launch patrols.
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Evacuate remaining ground staff.
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No, no! No! This one goes there, that one goes there. right?
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Artoo, you take good care of Master Luke now, understand? And...do take care of yourself. Oh, dear, oh, dear.
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All troops will debark for ground assault. Prepare to target the main generator.
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Rouge Two, are you all right?
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Yeah. I'm with you, Rouge Leader.
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We'll set harpoon. I'll cover for you.
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Coming around.
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Watch that cross fire, boys.
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Set for position three. Steady.
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Stay tight and low.
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Hobbie, I've been hit!
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You all right?
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Why are you still here?
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I heard the command center had been hit.
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You got your clearance to leave.
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Don't worry. I'll leave. First I'm going to get you to your ship.
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Your Highness, we must take this last transport. It's our only hope.
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Send all troops in sector twelve to the south slope to protect the fighters.
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Imperial troops have entered the base.
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Come on...that's it.
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Give the evacuation code signal. And get to your transports!
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K-one-zero...all troops disengage.
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Oh! Wait for me!
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Begin retreat!
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Fall back!
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Distance to power generators?
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One-seven, decimal two-eight.
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Target. Maximum fire power.
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Transport, this is Solo. Better take off -- I can't get to you. I'll get the princess out on the Falcon.
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But...but...but...where are you going? Uh...come back!!
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Wait! Wait for me! Wait! Stop!
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How typical.
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Come on.
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Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!
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Wait! Wait!
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How's this?
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Would it helped if I got out and pushed?
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It might.
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Captain Solo, Captain Solo...sir, might I suggest that you...
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It can wait.
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The bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade.
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This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart.
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Come on! Come on! Switch over. Let's hope we don't have a burnout.
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See?
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Someday you're going to be wrong, and I hope I'm there to see it.
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Punch it!
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Artoo! Get her ready for takeoff.
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Good luck, Luke. See you at the rendezvous.
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Don't worry, Artoo. We're going, we're going.
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There's nothing wrong, Artoo. I'm just setting a new course.
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We're not going to regroup with the others.
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We're going to the Dagobah system.
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Yes, Artoo?
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That's all right. I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.
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I saw them! I saw them!
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Saw what?
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Star Destroyers, two of them, coming right at us.
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Sir, sir! Might I suggest...
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Shut him up or shut him down! Check the deflector shield!
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Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them.
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Take evasive action!
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Prepare to make the jump to light-speed.
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But, sir!
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They're getting closer!
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Oh yeah? Watch this.
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Watch what?
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I think we're in trouble.
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If I may say so, sir, I noticed earlier the hyperdrive motivator has been damaged. It's impossible to go to light-speed!
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We're in trouble!
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Horizontal boosters...!
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Alluvial dampers...! Well that's not it.
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Bring me the hydrospanners!
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I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.
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Oww! Chewie!
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That was no laser blast! Something hit us.
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Han, get up here!
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Come on, Chewie!
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Asteroids!
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Oh, no! Chewie, set two-seven-one.
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What are you doing? You're not actually going into an asteroid field?
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They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?
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You don't have to do this to impress me.
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Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one.
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Never tell me the odds!
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You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake; well, this could be it, sweetheart.
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I take it back. We're going to get pulverized if we stay out here much longer.
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I'm not going to argue with that.
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Pulverized?
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I'm going in closer to one of the big ones.
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Closer?
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Closer?!
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Oh, this is suicide!
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There. That looks pretty good.
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What looks pretty good?
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Yeah. That'll do nicely.
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Excuse me, ma'am, but where are we going?
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I hope you know what you're doing.
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Yeah, me too.
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Yes, that's it. Dagobah.
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No, I'm not going to change my mind about this. I'm not picking up any cities or technology. Massive life-form readings, though. There's something alive down there...
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Yes, I'm sure it's perfectly safe for droids.
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I know, I know! All the scopes are dead. I can't see a thing! Just hang on, I'm going to start the landing cycle...
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No, Artoo, you stay put. I'll have a look around.
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Artoo?
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Artoo! Where are you?
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Artoo! You be more careful.
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Artoo -- that way!
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Artoo!
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Oh, no! Are you all right? Come on. You're lucky you don't taste very good. Anything broken?
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If you're saying coming here was a bad idea, I'm beginning to agree with you. Oh, Artoo, what are we doing here? It's like... something out of a dream, or, I don't know. Maybe I'm just going crazy.
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Yes, Admiral?
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Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, lord. But...it has entered an asteroid field and we cannot risk...
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Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship and not excuses.
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Yes, lord.
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I'm going to shut down everything but the emergency power systems.
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Sir, I'm almost afraid to ask, but...does that include shutting me down, too?
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No, I need you to talk to the Falcon, find out what's wrong with the hyperdrive.
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Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.
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Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive.
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Oh! Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior. After all, I'm only trying to do my job in the most...
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Let go.
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Sshh!
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Let go, please.
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Don't get excited.
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Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
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Sorry, sweetheart. We haven't got time for anything else.
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Ready for some power? Okay. Let's see now. Put that in there. There you go.
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Now all I have to do is find this Yoda...if he even exists.
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Still...there's something familiar about this place. I feel like...I don't know...
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Feel like what?
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Like we're being watched!
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Away with your weapon! I mean you no harm.
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I am wondering, why are you here?
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I'm looking for someone.
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Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?
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Right.
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Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.
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I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior.
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Ahhh! A great warrior. Wars not make one great.
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Put that down. Hey! That's my dinner.
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How you get so big, eating food of this kind?
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Listen, friend, we didn't mean to land in that puddle, and if we could get our ship out, we would, but we can't, so why don't you just...
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Aww, cannot get your ship out?
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Hey, you could have broken this. Don't do that. Ohhh...you're making a mess. Hey, give me that!
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Mine! Or I will help you not.
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I don't want your help. I want my lamp back. I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.
|
||||
Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is.
|
||||
Ah, ah, ah!
|
||||
Oh, Artoo, let him have it.
|
||||
Mine! Mine!
|
||||
Artoo!
|
||||
Mine!
|
||||
Mine!
|
||||
Now will you move along, little fella? We're got a lot of work to do.
|
||||
No! No, no! Stay and help you, I will. Find your friend, hmm?
|
||||
I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a Jedi Master.
|
||||
Oohhh. Jedi Master. Yoda. You seek Yoda.
|
||||
You know him?
|
||||
Mmm. Take you to him, I will. Yes, yes. But now, we must eat. Come. Good food. Come.
|
||||
Come, come.
|
||||
Stay here and watch after the camp, Artoo.
|
||||
Oh, where is Artoo when I need him?
|
||||
Sir, I don't know where your ship learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect. I believe, sir, it says that the power coupling on the negative axis has been polarized. I'm afraid you'll have to replace it.
|
||||
Well, of course I'll have to replace it.
|
||||
Here! And Chewie...
|
||||
...I think we'd better replace the negative power coupling.
|
||||
Hey, Your Worship, I'm only trying to help.
|
||||
Would you please stop calling me that?
|
||||
Sure, Leia.
|
||||
Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes.
|
||||
I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right.
|
||||
Occasionally maybe...when you aren't acting like a scoundrel.
|
||||
Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.
|
||||
Stop that.
|
||||
Stop what?
|
||||
Stop that! My hands are dirty.
|
||||
My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?
|
||||
Afraid?
|
||||
You're trembling.
|
||||
I'm not trembling.
|
||||
You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
|
||||
I happen to like nice men.
|
||||
I'm a nice man.
|
||||
No, you're not. You're...
|
||||
Sir, sir! I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling.
|
||||
Thank you. Thank you very much.
|
||||
Oh, you're perfectly welcome, sir.
|
||||
...and that, Lord Vader, was the last time they appeared in any of our scopes. Considering the amount of damage we've sustained, they must have been destroyed.
|
||||
No, Captain, they're alive. I want every ship available to sweep the asteroid field until they are found.
|
||||
Lord Vader.
|
||||
Yes, Admiral, what is it?
|
||||
The Emperor commands you make contact with him.
|
||||
Move the ship out of the asteroid field so that we can send a clear transmission.
|
||||
Yes, my lord.
|
||||
What is thy bidding, my master?
|
||||
There is a great disturbance in the Force.
|
||||
I have felt it.
|
||||
We have a new enemy -- Luke Skywalker.
|
||||
Yes, my master.
|
||||
He could destroy us.
|
||||
He's just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him.
|
||||
The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.
|
||||
If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally.
|
||||
Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
|
||||
He will join us or die, my master.
|
||||
Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why we can't see Yoda now.
|
||||
Patience! For the Jedi it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat. Hot. Good food, hm? Good, hmm?
|
||||
How far away is Yoda? Will it take us long to get there?
|
||||
Not far. Yoda not far. Patience. Soon you will be with him. Rootleaf, I cook. Why wish you become Jedi? Hm?
|
||||
Mostly because of my father, I guess.
|
||||
Ah, your father. Powerful Jedi was he, powerful Jedi, mmm.
|
||||
Oh, come on. How could you know my father? You don't even know who I am. Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time.
|
||||
I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.
|
||||
He will learn patience.
|
||||
Hmmm. Much anger in him, like his father.
|
||||
Was I any different when you taught me?
|
||||
Hah. He is not ready.
|
||||
Yoda! I am ready. I...Ben! I can be a Jedi. Ben, tell him I'm ready.
|
||||
Ready, are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!
|
||||
So was I, if you'll remember.
|
||||
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
|
||||
But I've learned so much.
|
||||
Will he finished what he begins?
|
||||
I won't fail you -- I'm not afraid.
|
||||
Oh, you will be. You will be.
|
||||
Sir, if I may venture an opinion...
|
||||
I'm not really interested in your opinion, Threepio.
|
||||
There's something out there.
|
||||
Where?
|
||||
Outside, in the cave.
|
||||
There it is. Listen! Listen!
|
||||
I'm going out there.
|
||||
Are you crazy?!
|
||||
I just got this bucket back together. I'm not going to let something tear it apart.
|
||||
Then I'm going with you.
|
||||
I think it might be better if I stay here and guard the ship. Oh, no.
|
||||
This ground sure feels strange. It doesn't feel like rock at all.
|
||||
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
|
||||
I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this.
|
||||
Yeah.
|
||||
Watch out!
|
||||
Yeah, that's what I thought. Mynock. Chewie, check the rest of the ship, make sure there aren't any more attached. They're chewing on the power cables.
|
||||
Mynocks?
|
||||
Go on inside. We'll clean them off if there are any more.
|
||||
Ohhh! Go away! Go away! Beastly thing. Shoo! Shoo!
|
||||
Wait a minute...
|
||||
All right, Chewie, let's get out of here!
|
||||
The Empire is still out there. I don't think it's wise to...
|
||||
No time to discuss this as a committee.
|
||||
I am not a committee!
|
||||
You can't make the jump to light-speed in this asteroid field...
|
||||
Sit down, sweetheart. We're taking off!
|
||||
Look!
|
||||
I see it, I see it.
|
||||
We're doomed!
|
||||
The cave is collapsing.
|
||||
This is no cave.
|
||||
What?
|
||||
Run! Yes. A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger...fear...aggression. The dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice.
|
||||
Vader. Is the dark side stronger?
|
||||
No...no...no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.
|
||||
But how am I to know the good side from the bad?
|
||||
You will know. When you are calm, at peace. Passive. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
|
||||
But tell me why I can't...
|
||||
No, no, there is no why. Nothing more will I teach you today. Clear your mind of questions. Mmm. Mmmmmm.
|
||||
There's something not right here.
|
||||
I feel cold, death.
|
||||
That place...is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go.
|
||||
What's in there?
|
||||
Only what you take with you.
|
||||
Your weapons...you will not need them.
|
||||
Bounty hunters. We don't need that scum.
|
||||
Yes, sir.
|
||||
Those Rebels won't escape us.
|
||||
Sir, we have a priority signal from the Star Destroyer Avenger.
|
||||
Right.
|
||||
...there will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.
|
||||
As you wish.
|
||||
Lord Vader! My lord, we have them.
|
||||
Oh, thank goodness we're coming out of the asteroid field.
|
||||
Let's get out of here. Ready for light-speed? One...two...three!
|
||||
It's not fair!
|
||||
The transfer circuits are working. It's not my fault!
|
||||
No light-speed?
|
||||
It's not my fault.
|
||||
Sir, we just lost the main rear deflector shield. One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for.
|
||||
Turn her around.
|
||||
I said turn her around! I'm going to put all power in the front shield.
|
||||
You're going to attack them?!
|
||||
Sir, the odds of surviving a direct assault on an Imperial Star Destroyer...
|
||||
Shut up!
|
||||
They're moving to attack position. Shields up!
|
||||
Track them,. They may come around for another pass.
|
||||
Captain Needa, the ship no longer appears on our scopes.
|
||||
They can't have disappeared. No ship that small has a cloaking device.
|
||||
Well, there's no trace of them, sir.
|
||||
Captain, Lord Vader demands an update on the pursuit.
|
||||
Get a shuttle ready. I shall assume full responsibility for losing them, and apologize to Lord Vader. Meanwhile, continue to scan the area.
|
||||
Yes, Captain Needa.
|
||||
Use the Force. Yes...
|
||||
Now...the stone. Feel it.
|
||||
Concentrate!
|
||||
Oh, no. We'll never get it out now.
|
||||
So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?
|
||||
Master, moving stones around is one thing. This is totally different.
|
||||
No! No different! Only different in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned.
|
||||
All right, I'll give it a try.
|
||||
No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
|
||||
I can't. It's too big.
|
||||
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? Mmmm.
|
||||
And well you should not. For my ally in the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we......not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Here, between you...me...the tree...the rock...everywhere! Yes, even between this land and that ship!
|
||||
You want the impossible.
|
||||
I don't...I don't believe it.
|
||||
That is why you fail.
|
||||
Apology accepted, Captain Needa.
|
||||
Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. If the Millennium Falcon went into light-speed, it'll be on the other side of the galaxy by now.
|
||||
Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last know trajectory.
|
||||
Yes, my lord. We'll find them.
|
||||
Don't fail me again, Admiral.
|
||||
Alert all commands. Deploy the fleet.
|
||||
Captain Solo, this time you have gone too far. No, I will not be quiet, Chewbacca. Why doesn't anyone listen to me?
|
||||
The fleet is beginning to break up. Go back and stand by the manual release for the landing claw.
|
||||
I really don't see how thats going to help. Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances. The Empire may be gracious enough...
|
||||
Thank you.
|
||||
What did you have in mind for your next move?
|
||||
Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their garbage before they go to light-speed, then we just float away.
|
||||
With the rest of the garbage. Then what?
|
||||
Then we've got to find a safe port somewhere around here. Got any ideas?
|
||||
No. Where are we?
|
||||
The Anoat system.
|
||||
Anoat system. There's not much there.
|
||||
No. Well, wait. This is interesting. Lando.
|
||||
Lando system?
|
||||
Lando's not a system, he's a man. Lando Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him.
|
||||
Thanks.
|
||||
Bespin. It's pretty far, but I think we can make it.
|
||||
A mining colony?
|
||||
Yeah, a Tibanna gas mine. Lando conned somebody out of it. We go back a long way, Lando and me.
|
||||
Can you trust him?
|
||||
No. But he has no love for the Empire, I can tell you that.
|
||||
Here we go, Chewie. Stand by. Detach!
|
||||
You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.
|
||||
Concentrate...feel the Force flow. Yes. Good. Calm, yes. Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future...the past. Old friends long gone.
|
||||
Han! Leia!
|
||||
Hmm. Control, control. You must learn control.
|
||||
I saw...I saw a city in the clouds.
|
||||
Mmm. Friends you have there.
|
||||
They were in pain.
|
||||
It is the future you see.
|
||||
Future? Will they die?
|
||||
Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.
|
||||
I've got to go to them.
|
||||
Decide you must how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could. But you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered.
|
||||
No, I don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to reach Lando Calrissian.
|
||||
Whoa! Wait a minute! Let me explain.
|
||||
You will not deviate from your present course.
|
||||
Rather touchy, aren't they?
|
||||
I thought you knew this person.
|
||||
Well, that was a long time ago. I'm sure he's forgotten about that.
|
||||
Permission granted to land on Platform Three-two-seven.
|
||||
Thank you.
|
||||
There's nothing to worry about. We go way back, Lando and me.
|
||||
Who's worried?
|
||||
Oh. No one to meet us.
|
||||
I don't like this.
|
||||
Well, what would you like?
|
||||
Well, they did let us land.
|
||||
Look, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. Trust me.
|
||||
See? My friend. Keep your eyes open, okay?
|
||||
Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.
|
||||
How you doing, you old pirate? So good to see you! I never thought I'd catch up with you again. Where you been?
|
||||
Well, he seems very friendly.
|
||||
Yes...very friendly.
|
||||
What are you doing here?
|
||||
Ahh...repairs. I thought you could help me out.
|
||||
What have you done to my ship?
|
||||
Your ship? Hey, remember, you lost her to me fair and square.
|
||||
Hello. What have we here? Welcome. I'm Lando Calrissian. I'm the administrator of this facility. and who might you be?
|
||||
Leia.
|
||||
Welcome, Leia.
|
||||
All right, all right, you old smoothie.
|
||||
Hello, sir. I am See-Threepio, human-cyborg relations. My facilities are at your...
|
||||
Well, really!
|
||||
What's wrong with the Falcon?
|
||||
Hyperdrive.
|
||||
I'll get my people to work on it.
|
||||
Good.
|
||||
You know, that ship saved my life quite a few times. She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.
|
||||
How's the gas mine? Is it paying off for you?
|
||||
Oh, not as well as I'd like. We're a small outpost and not very self-sufficient. And I've had supply problems of every kind. I've had labor difficulties... What's so funny?
|
||||
You. Listen to you -- you sound like a businessman, a responsible leader. Who'd have thought that, huh?
|
||||
You know, seeing you sure brings back a few things.
|
||||
Yeah.
|
||||
Yeah, I'm responsible these days. It's the price you pay for being successful.
|
||||
Oh! Nice to see a familiar face.
|
||||
E chu ta!
|
||||
How rude!
|
||||
That sounds like an R2 unit in there. I wonder if...
|
||||
Hello? How interesting. Oh, my.
|
||||
Who are you?
|
||||
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I...I didn't mean to intrude. No, no, please don't get up. No!
|
||||
Luke! You must complete the training.
|
||||
I can't keep the vision out of my head. They're my friends. I've got to help them.
|
||||
You must not go!
|
||||
But Han and Leia will die if I don't.
|
||||
You don't know that.
|
||||
Even Yoda cannot see their fate.
|
||||
But I can help them! I feel the Force!
|
||||
But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when you will be tempted by the dark side of the Force.
|
||||
Yes, yes. To Obi-Wan you listen. The cave. Remember your failure at the cave!
|
||||
But I've learned so much since then. Master Yoda, I promise to return and finish what I've begun. You have my word.
|
||||
It is you and your abilities the Emperor wants. that is why your friends are made to suffer.
|
||||
And that is why I have to go.
|
||||
Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader.
|
||||
You won't.
|
||||
Stopped they must be. On this depends. Only a fully trained Jedi Knight with the Force as his ally will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Vader did, you will become an agent of evil.
|
||||
Patience.
|
||||
And sacrifice Han and Leia?
|
||||
If you honor what they fight for...yes!
|
||||
If you choose to face Vader, you will do it alone. I cannot interfere.
|
||||
I understand. Artoo, fire up the converters.
|
||||
Luke, don't give in to hate -- that leads to the dark side.
|
||||
Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
|
||||
I will. And I'll return. I promise.
|
||||
Told you, I did. Reckless is he. Now matters are worse.
|
||||
That boy is our last hope.
|
||||
No. There is another.
|
||||
The ship is almost finished. Two or Three more things and we're in great shape.
|
||||
The sooner the better. Something's wrong here. No one has seen or knows anything about Threepio. He's been gone too long to have gotten lost.
|
||||
Relax. I'll talk to Lando and see what I can find out.
|
||||
I don't trust Lando.
|
||||
Well, I don't trust him, either. But he is my friend. Besides, we'll soon be gone.
|
||||
And then you're as good as gone, aren't you?
|
||||
What happened?
|
||||
Where? Found him in a junk pile?
|
||||
Oh, what a mess. Chewie, do you think you can repair him?
|
||||
Lando's got people who can fix him.
|
||||
No, thanks.
|
||||
I'm sorry. Am I interrupting anything?
|
||||
Not really.
|
||||
You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds.
|
||||
Thank you.
|
||||
Will you join me for a little refreshment?
|
||||
Everyone's invited, of course.
|
||||
Having trouble with you droid?
|
||||
No. No problem. Why?
|
||||
So you see, since we're a small operation, we don't fall into the...uh...jurisdiction of the Empire.
|
||||
So you're part of the mining guild then?
|
||||
No, not actually. Our operation is small enough not to be noticed...which is advantageous for everybody since our customers are anxious to avoid attracting attention to themselves.
|
||||
Aren't you afraid the Empire's going to find out about this little operation and shut you down?
|
||||
That's always been a danger looming like a shadow over everything we've built here. But things have developed that will insure security. I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.
|
||||
We would be honored if you would join us.
|
||||
I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry.
|
||||
I'm sorry, too.
|
||||
No, Threepio's with them.
|
||||
Just hang on. We're almost there.
|
||||
Mmmm. Oh, my. Uh, I, uh -- Take this off! I, uh, don't mean to intrude here. I, don't, no, no, no...Please don't get up. No!
|
||||
Stormtroopers? Here? We're in danger. I must tell the others. Oh, no! I've been shot!
|
||||
Lord Vader.
|
||||
You may take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hut after I have Skywalker.
|
||||
He's no good to me dead.
|
||||
He will not be permanently damaged.
|
||||
Lord Vader, what about Leia and the Wookiee?
|
||||
They must never again leave this city.
|
||||
That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter!
|
||||
Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly.
|
||||
No.
|
||||
Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here.
|
||||
This deal's getting worse all the time.
|
||||
Oh, yes, that's very good. I like that. Oh! Something's not right because now I can't see. Wait. Wait! Oh, my! what have you done? I'm backwards, you stupid furball. Only an overgrown mophead like you would be stupid enough...
|
||||
I feel terrible.
|
||||
Why are they doing this?
|
||||
They never even asked me any questions.
|
||||
Lando.
|
||||
Get out of here, Lando!
|
||||
Shut up and listen! Vader has agreed to turn Leia and Chewie over to me.
|
||||
Over to you?
|
||||
They'll have to stay here, but at least they'll be safe.
|
||||
What about Han?
|
||||
Vader's giving him to the bounty hunter.
|
||||
Vader wants us all dead.
|
||||
He doesn't want you at all. He's after somebody called Skywalker.
|
||||
Luke?
|
||||
Lord Vader has set a trap for him.
|
||||
And we're the bait.
|
||||
Well, he's on his way.
|
||||
Perfect. You fixed us all pretty good, didn't you? My friend!
|
||||
Stop! I've done all I can do. I'm sorry I couldn't do better, but I have my own problems.
|
||||
Yeah, you're a real hero.
|
||||
You certainly have a way with people.
|
||||
This facility is crude, but it should be adequate to freeze Skywalker for his journey to the Emperor.
|
||||
Lord Vader, ship approaching. X-wing class.
|
||||
Good. Monitor Skywalker and allow him to land.
|
||||
Lord Vader, we only use this facility for carbon freezing. If you put him in there, it might kill him.
|
||||
I do not want the Emperor's prize damaged. We will test it...on Captain Solo.
|
||||
If only you had attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position. Now, remember, Chewbacca, you have a responsibility to me, so don't do anything foolish.
|
||||
What's going on...buddy?
|
||||
You're being put into carbon freeze.
|
||||
What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.
|
||||
The Empire will compensate you if he dies. Put him in!
|
||||
Oh, no! No, no, no! Stop, Chewbacca, stop...!
|
||||
Stop, Chewie, stop! Do you hear me? Stop!
|
||||
Yes, stop, please! I'm not ready to die.
|
||||
Chewie! Chewie, this won't help me. Hey!
|
||||
Save your strength. There'll be another time. The princess -- you have to take care of her. You hear me?
|
||||
I love you!
|
||||
I know.
|
||||
What...what's going on? Turn around, Chewbacca, I can't see. Oh...they've encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well-protected -- if he survives the freezing process, that is.
|
||||
Well, Calrissian, did he survive?
|
||||
Yes, he's alive. And in perfect hibernation.
|
||||
He's all yours bounty hunter. Reset the chamber for Skywalker.
|
||||
Skywalker has just landed, my lord.
|
||||
Good. See to it that he finds his way here. Calrissian, take the princess and the Wookiee to my ship.
|
||||
You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision.
|
||||
I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
|
||||
Luke! Luke, don't -- it's a trap! It's a trap!
|
||||
The Force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet.
|
||||
Well done. Hold them in the security tower -- and keep it quiet. Move.
|
||||
What do you think you're doing?
|
||||
We're getting out of here.
|
||||
I knew all along it had to be a mistake.
|
||||
Do you think that after what you did to Han we're going to trust you?
|
||||
I had no choice...
|
||||
What are you doing? Trust him, trust him!
|
||||
Oh, so we understand, don't we, Chewie? He had no choice.
|
||||
I'm just trying to help...
|
||||
We don't need any of your help.
|
||||
H-a-a-a...
|
||||
What?
|
||||
It sounds like Han.
|
||||
There's still a chance to save Han...I mean, at the East Platform...
|
||||
Chewie.
|
||||
I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee.
|
||||
Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold.
|
||||
Artoo! Artoo! Where have you been?
|
||||
Turn around, you wooly...! Hurry, hurry! We're trying to save Han from the bounty hunter!
|
||||
Well, at least your still in one piece! Look what happened to me!
|
||||
Oh, no! Chewie, they're behind you!
|
||||
You have learned much, young one.
|
||||
You'll find I'm full of surprises.
|
||||
Your destiny lies with me, Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true.
|
||||
No!
|
||||
All to easy. Perhaps you are not as strong as the Emperor thought.
|
||||
Impressive...most impressive.
|
||||
Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear... now release your anger.
|
||||
Only your hatred can destroy me.
|
||||
The security codes has been changed!
|
||||
Artoo, you can tell the computer to override the security system.
|
||||
Attention! This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has takes control of the city. I advise everyone to leave before more Imperial troops arrive.
|
||||
This way.
|
||||
Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.
|
||||
What are you talking about? We're not interested in the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. It's fixed! Just open the door, you stupid lump.
|
||||
I never doubted you for a second. Wonderful!
|
||||
Ouch! Oh! Ah! That hurt, Bend down, you thoughtless...Ow!
|
||||
Leia! Go!
|
||||
I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me. Of course, I've looked better.
|
||||
You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did.
|
||||
There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover you power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
|
||||
I'll never join you!
|
||||
If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
|
||||
He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
|
||||
No. I am your father.
|
||||
No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
|
||||
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
|
||||
No! No! No!
|
||||
Luke. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son. Come with me. It's the only way.
|
||||
Ben...Ben, please!
|
||||
Ben. Leia!
|
||||
Hear me! Leia!
|
||||
Luke...We've got to go back.
|
||||
What?
|
||||
I know where Luke is.
|
||||
But what about those fighter?
|
||||
Chewie, just do it.
|
||||
But what about Vader?
|
||||
All right, all right, all right.
|
||||
Bring my shuttle.
|
||||
Look, someone's up there.
|
||||
It's Luke. Chewie, slow down. Slow down and we'll get under him. Lando, open the top hatch.
|
||||
Okay. Easy, Chewie.
|
||||
Lando?
|
||||
Okay, let's go.
|
||||
Oh, Leia.
|
||||
All right, Chewie. Let's go.
|
||||
I'll be back.
|
||||
Star Destroyer.
|
||||
All right, Chewie. Ready for light-speed.
|
||||
If your people fixed the hyperdrive.
|
||||
All the coordinates are set. It's now or never.
|
||||
Punch it!
|
||||
They told me they fixed it. I trusted them to fix it. It's not my fault!
|
||||
They'll be in range of our tractor beam in moments, lord.
|
||||
Did your men deactivate the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon?
|
||||
Yes, my lord.
|
||||
Good. Prepare the boarding party and set for your weapons for stun.
|
||||
Yes, my lord.
|
||||
Noisy brute. Why don't we just go into light-speed?
|
||||
We can't? How would you know the hyperdrive is deactivated?
|
||||
The city's central computer told you? Artoo-Detoo, you know better than to trust a strange computer. Ouch! Pay attention to what you're doing!
|
||||
Luke.
|
||||
Father.
|
||||
Son, come with me.
|
||||
Ben, why didn't you tell me?
|
||||
Chewie!
|
||||
It's Vader.
|
||||
Luke...it is your destiny.
|
||||
Ben, why didn't you tell me?
|
||||
Alert all commands. Ready for the tractor beam.
|
||||
Artoo, come back at once! You haven't finished with me yet! You don't know how to fix the hyperdrive. Chewbacca can do it. I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur!
|
||||
Oh, you did it!
|
||||
Luke, we're ready for takeoff.
|
||||
Good luck, Lando
|
||||
When we find Jabba the Hut and that bounty hunter, we'll contact you.
|
||||
I'll meet you at the rendezvous point on Tatooine.
|
||||
Princess, we'll find Han. I promise.
|
||||
Chewie, I'll be waiting for your signal.
|
||||
Take care, you two. May the Force be with you.
|
||||
Ow!
|
||||
674
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674
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|
|
@ -0,0 +1,674 @@
|
|||
Command station, this is ST 321. Code Clearance Blue. We're starting our approach. Deactivate the security shield.
|
||||
The security deflector shield will be deactivated when we have confirmation of your code transmission. Stand by... You are clear to proceed.
|
||||
We're starting our approach.
|
||||
Inform the commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived.
|
||||
Yes, sir.
|
||||
Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence.
|
||||
You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.
|
||||
I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.
|
||||
Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
|
||||
I tell you, this station will be operational as planned.
|
||||
The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
|
||||
But he asks the impossible. I need more men.
|
||||
Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
|
||||
The Emperor's coming here?
|
||||
That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
|
||||
We shall double our efforts.
|
||||
I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
|
||||
Of course I'm worried. And you should be, too. Lando Calrissian and poor Chewbacca never returned from this awful place.
|
||||
Don't be so sure. If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, You'd probably short-circuit.
|
||||
Artoo, are you sure this is the right place? I better knock, I suppose.
|
||||
There doesn't seem to be anyone there. Let's go back and tell Master Luke.
|
||||
Tee chuta hhat yudd!
|
||||
Goodness gracious me!
|
||||
Artoo Detoowha bo Seethreepiowha ey toota odd mischka Jabba du Hutt.
|
||||
I don't think they're going to let us in, Artoo. We'd better go.
|
||||
Artoo, wait. Oh, dear! Artoo. Artoo, I really don't think we should rush into all this.
|
||||
Oh, Artoo! Artoo, wait for me!
|
||||
Just you deliver Master Luke's message and get us out of here. Oh my! Oh! Oh, no.
|
||||
Die Wanna Wanga!
|
||||
Oh, my! Die Wanna Wauaga. We -- we bring a message to your master, Jabba the Hutt.
|
||||
... and a gift. Gift, what gift?
|
||||
Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.
|
||||
He says that our instructions are to give it only to Jabba himself.
|
||||
I'm terribly sorry. I'm afraid he's ever so stubborn about these sort of things.
|
||||
Nudd Chaa.
|
||||
Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this.
|
||||
Good morning.
|
||||
Bo Shuda!
|
||||
The message, Artoo, the message.
|
||||
Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life. With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids.
|
||||
What did he say?
|
||||
... Both are hardworking and will serve you well.
|
||||
This can't be! Artoo, you're playing the wrong message.
|
||||
There will be no bargain.
|
||||
We're doomed.
|
||||
I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is.
|
||||
Artoo, look! Captain Solo. And he's still frozen in carbonite.
|
||||
What could possibly have come over Master Luke. Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work. Oh! Oh! Hold it! Ohh!
|
||||
Ah, good. New acquisitions. You are a protocol droid, are you not?
|
||||
I am See-Threepio, human-cy...
|
||||
Yes or no will do.
|
||||
Oh. Well, yes.
|
||||
How many languages do you speak?
|
||||
I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and can readily...
|
||||
Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.
|
||||
Disintegrated?
|
||||
Guard! This protocol droid might be useful. Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him back to His Excellency's main audience chamber.
|
||||
Artoo, don't leave me! Ohhh!
|
||||
You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect. I have need for you on the master's Sail Barge. And I think you'll fit in nicely.
|
||||
Da Eitha!
|
||||
Na Chuba negatorie Na! Na! Natoota...
|
||||
Boscka!
|
||||
I have come for the bounty on this Wookiee.
|
||||
Oh, no! Chewbacca!
|
||||
At last we have the mighty Chewbacca.
|
||||
Oh, uh, yes, uh, I am here, Your Worshipfulness. Uh... yes!
|
||||
Oh. The illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and will gladly pay you the reward of twenty- five thousand.
|
||||
I want fifty thousand. No less.
|
||||
Uh, oh... but what, what did I say? Uh, the mighty Jabba asks why he must pay fifty thousand.
|
||||
Because he's holding a thermal detonator.
|
||||
This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive.
|
||||
Jabba offers the sum of thirty-five. And I suggest you take it.
|
||||
Zeebuss.
|
||||
He agrees!
|
||||
Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite.
|
||||
Shhh. You have hibernation sickness.
|
||||
I can't see.
|
||||
You eyesight will return in time.
|
||||
Where am I?
|
||||
Jabba's palace.
|
||||
Who are you?
|
||||
Someone who loves you.
|
||||
Leia!
|
||||
I gotta get you out of here.
|
||||
What's that? I know that laugh.
|
||||
Hey, Jabba. Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked. It's not my fault.
|
||||
It's too late for that, Solo. You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder.
|
||||
Look...
|
||||
Take him away!
|
||||
Jabba... I'll pay you triple! You're throwing away a fortune here. Don't be a fool!
|
||||
Bring her to me.
|
||||
We have powerful friends. You're gonna regret this...
|
||||
I'm sure.
|
||||
Ugh!
|
||||
Ohhh, I can't bear to watch.
|
||||
Chewie? Chewie, is that you?
|
||||
Ah! Chew--Chewie!
|
||||
Wait. I can't see, pal. What's goin' on?
|
||||
Luke? Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody.
|
||||
A...Jedi Knight? I--I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.
|
||||
I'm all right, pal. I'm all right.
|
||||
I must speak with Jabba.
|
||||
You will take me to Jabba now!
|
||||
You serve your master well.
|
||||
And you will be rewarded.
|
||||
At last! Master Luke's come to rescue me.
|
||||
Master.
|
||||
...Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight.
|
||||
I told you not to admit him.
|
||||
I must be allowed to speak.
|
||||
He must be allowed to speak.
|
||||
You weak-minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick.
|
||||
You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
|
||||
Your mind powers will not work on me, boy.
|
||||
Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this... or be destroyed! It's your choice. But I warn you not to underestimate my powers.
|
||||
Master Luke, you're standing on...
|
||||
There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
|
||||
Bascka!
|
||||
Oh, no! The Rancor!
|
||||
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.
|
||||
Han!
|
||||
Luke!
|
||||
Are you all right?
|
||||
Fine. Together again, huh?
|
||||
Wouldn't miss it.
|
||||
How are we doing?
|
||||
The same as always.
|
||||
That bad, huh? Where's Leia?
|
||||
I'm here.
|
||||
Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
|
||||
Good, I hate long waits.
|
||||
You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.
|
||||
Doesn't sound so bad.
|
||||
In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
|
||||
On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?
|
||||
You should have bargained, Jabba. That's the last mistake you'll ever make.
|
||||
I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.
|
||||
There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
|
||||
You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.
|
||||
Just stick close to Chewie and Lando. I've taken care of everything.
|
||||
Oh... great!
|
||||
Soon you will learn to appreciate me.
|
||||
Oh, I'm terribly sor... Artoo! What are you doing here?
|
||||
Well, I can see you're serving drinks, but this place is dangerous. They're going to execute Master Luke and, if we're not careful, us too!
|
||||
Hmm. I wish I had your confidence.
|
||||
Victims of the almighty Sarlacc: His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas.
|
||||
Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of... worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us. Right?
|
||||
Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die.
|
||||
Move him into position.
|
||||
Put him in.
|
||||
Easy, Chewie.
|
||||
Whoa! Whoa! Help!
|
||||
Chewie, you okay? Where is he?
|
||||
I'm okay, pal.
|
||||
Han! Chewie?
|
||||
Lando!
|
||||
Boba Fett?! Boba Fett?! Where?
|
||||
Lando, grab it!
|
||||
Lower it!
|
||||
I'm trying!
|
||||
Whoa! Whoa! Grab me, Chewie! I'm slipping.
|
||||
Grab it! L--Lando. Grab!
|
||||
Grab it! Almost... You almost got it!
|
||||
Hold it! Whoa!
|
||||
Gently now. All... all right. Now easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie.
|
||||
Chewie! Chewie, give me the gun. Don't move, Lando.
|
||||
No, wait! I thought you were blind!
|
||||
It's all right. Trust me. Don't move.
|
||||
All right! A little higher! Just a little higher!
|
||||
Chewie, Pull us up! Come on! Okay... up, Chewie, up!
|
||||
Come on. We gotta get out of here quick.
|
||||
Not my eyes! Artoo, help! Quickly, Artoo. Oh! Ohhh! You beast!
|
||||
Get the gun! Point it at the deck!
|
||||
Point it at the deck!
|
||||
Artoo, where are we going? I couldn't possibly jump.
|
||||
Come on!
|
||||
Let's go! And don't forget the droids.
|
||||
We're on our way.
|
||||
I don't know. All I can see is a lot of blowing sand!
|
||||
That's all any of us can see.
|
||||
Then I guess I'm getting better.
|
||||
I've got to hand it to you, kid, you were pretty good out there.
|
||||
I had a lot of help. Think nothing of it.
|
||||
No, I'm thinking a lot about it. That carbon freeze was the closest thing to dead there is. And it wasn't just sleepin'. It was a big wide awake nothing!
|
||||
I'll see you back at the fleet.
|
||||
Why don't you leave that crate and come with us?
|
||||
I have a promise I have to keep first... to an old friend.
|
||||
Guess I owe you some thanks, too, Lando.
|
||||
Figured if I left you frozen like that you'd just give me bad luck the rest of my life, so I might as well get you unfrozen sooner or later.
|
||||
He means \You're
|
||||
Come on, let's get off this miserable dust ball.
|
||||
I'll meet you back at the fleet.
|
||||
Hurry. The Alliance should be assembled by now.
|
||||
I will.
|
||||
Hey, Luke, thanks. Thanks for comin' after me. Now I owe you one.
|
||||
That's right, Artoo. We're going to the Dagobah system. I have a promise to keep... to an old friend.
|
||||
Rise, my friend.
|
||||
The Death Star will be completed on schedule.
|
||||
You have done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker.
|
||||
Yes, my Master.
|
||||
Patience, my friend. In time he will seek you out. And when he does, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force.
|
||||
As you wish.
|
||||
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
|
||||
Hmm. That face you make. Look I so old to young eyes?
|
||||
No... of course not.
|
||||
I do, yes, I do! Sick have I become. Old and weak. When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?
|
||||
Soon will I rest. Yes, forever sleep. Earned it, I have.
|
||||
Master Yoda, you can't die.
|
||||
Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong! Twilight is upon me and soon night must fall. That is the way of things ... the way of the Force.
|
||||
But I need your help. I've come back to complete the training.
|
||||
No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.
|
||||
Then I am a Jedi?
|
||||
Ohhh. Not yet. One thing remains: Vader. You must confront Vader. Then, only then, a Jedi will you be. And confront him you will.
|
||||
Master Yoda... is Darth Vader my father?
|
||||
Mmm... rest I need. Yes... rest.
|
||||
Yoda, I must know.
|
||||
Your father he is.
|
||||
Told you, did he?
|
||||
Yes.
|
||||
Unexpected this is, and unfortunate..
|
||||
Unfortunate that I know the truth?
|
||||
No. Unfortunate that you rushed to face him... that incomplete was your training. Not ready for the burden were you.
|
||||
Well, I'm sorry.
|
||||
Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
|
||||
Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I , the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke... There is... another...Sky...Sky...walker.
|
||||
I can't do it, Artoo. I can't go on alone.
|
||||
Yoda will always be with you.
|
||||
Obi-Wan! Why didn't you tell me?
|
||||
You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father.
|
||||
You father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I have told you was true... from a certain point of view.
|
||||
A certain point of view!
|
||||
Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
|
||||
I don't blame you for being angry. If I was wrong in what I did, it certainly wouldn't have been for the first time. You see, what happened to your father was my fault.
|
||||
Anakin was a good friend.
|
||||
When I first knew him, your father was already a great pilot. But I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong. My pride has had terrible consequences for the galaxy.
|
||||
There's still good in him.
|
||||
I also thought he could be turned back to the good side. It couldn't be done. He is more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.
|
||||
I can't do it, Ben.
|
||||
You cannot escape your destiny.
|
||||
I tried to stop him once. I couldn't do it.
|
||||
Vader humbled you when first you met him, Luke...but that experience was part of your training. It taught you, among other things, the value of patience. Had you not been so impatient to defeat Vader then, you could have finished your training here with Yoda. You would have been prepared.
|
||||
But I had to help my friends.
|
||||
And did you help them? It was they who had to save you. You achieved little by rushing back prematurely, I fear.
|
||||
I found out Darth Vader was my father.
|
||||
To be a Jedi, Luke, you must confront and then go beyond the dark side - the side your father couldn't get past. Impatience is the easiest door - for you, like your father. Only, your father was seduced by what he found on the other side of the door, and you have held firm. You're no longer so reckless now, Luke. You are strong and patient. And now, you must face Darth Vader again!
|
||||
I can't kill my own father.
|
||||
Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.
|
||||
Yoda spoke of another.
|
||||
The other he spoke of is your twin sister.
|
||||
But I have no sister.
|
||||
Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.
|
||||
Leia! Leia's my sister.
|
||||
Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, Luke. They do you credit. But they could be made to serve the Emperor.
|
||||
When your father left, he didn't know your mother was pregnant. Your mother and I knew he would find out eventually, but we wanted to keep you both as safe as possible, for as long as possible. So I took you to live with my brother Owen on Tatooine... and your mother took Leia to live as the daughter of Senator Organa, on Alderaan.
|
||||
The Organa household was high-born and politically quite powerful in that system. Leia became a princess by virtue of lineage... no one knew she'd been adopted, of course. But it was a title without real power, since Alderaan had long been a democracy. Even so, the family continued to be politically powerful, and Leia, following in her foster father's path, became a senator as well. That's not all she became, of course... she became the leader of her cell in the Alliance against the corrupt Empire. And because she had diplomatic immunity, she was a vital link for getting information to the Rebel cause. That's what she was doing when her path crossed yours... for her foster parents had always told her to contact me on Tatooine, if her troubles became desperate.
|
||||
But you can't let her get involved now, Ben. Vader will destroy her.
|
||||
She hasn't been trained in the ways of the Jedi the way you have, Luke ... but the Force is strong with her, as it is with all of your family. There is no avoiding the battle. You must face and destroy Vader!
|
||||
Well, look at you, a general, huh?
|
||||
Oh, well, someone must have told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab.
|
||||
Well, don't look at me, pal. I just said you were a fair pilot. I didn't know they were lookin' for somebody to lead this crazy attack.
|
||||
I'm surprised they didn't ask you to do it.
|
||||
Well, who says they didn't. But I ain't crazy. You're the respectable one, remember?
|
||||
The Emperor has made a critical error and the time for our attack has come.
|
||||
The data brought to us by the Bothan spies pinpoints the exact location of the Emperor's new battle station. We also know that the weapon systems of this Death Star are not yet operational. With the Imperial Fleet spread throughout the galaxy in a vain effort to engage us, it is relatively unprotected. But most important of all, we've learned that the Emperor himself is personally overseeing the final stages of the construction of this Death Star.
|
||||
Many Bothans died to bring us this information. Admiral Ackbar, please.
|
||||
You can see here the Death Star orbiting the forest Moon of Endor. Although the weapon systems on this Death Star are not yet operational, the Death Star does have a strong defense mechanism. It is protected by an energy shield, which is generated from the nearby forest Moon of Endor. The shield must be deactivated if any attack is to be attempted. Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while the fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor.
|
||||
General Calrissian has volunteered to lead the fighter attack
|
||||
Good luck.
|
||||
You're gonna need it.
|
||||
General Madine.
|
||||
We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle. Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator.
|
||||
Sounds dangerous.
|
||||
I wonder who they found to pull that off.
|
||||
General Solo, is your strike team assembled?
|
||||
Uh, my team's ready. I don't have a command crew for the shuttle.
|
||||
Well, it's gonna be rough, pal. I didn't want to speak for you.
|
||||
That's one.
|
||||
Uh, General... count me in.
|
||||
I'm with you, too!
|
||||
What is it?
|
||||
Ask me again sometime.
|
||||
Luke.
|
||||
Hi, Han... Chewie.
|
||||
\Exciting\"
|
||||
Look. I want you to take her. I mean it. Take her. You need all the help you can get. She's the fastest ship in the fleet.
|
||||
All right, old buddy. You know, I know what she means to you. I'll take good care of her. She-she won't get a scratch. All right?
|
||||
Right. I got your promise now. Not a scratch.
|
||||
Look, would you get going, you pirate.
|
||||
Good luck.
|
||||
You, too.
|
||||
You got her warmed?
|
||||
Yeah, she's comin' up.
|
||||
No. I don't think the Empire had Wookiees in mind when they designed her, Chewie.
|
||||
Hey, are you awake?
|
||||
Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm not gonna see her again.
|
||||
Come on, General, let's move.
|
||||
Right. Chewie, let's see what this piece of junk can do. Ready, everybody?
|
||||
All set.
|
||||
Here we go again.
|
||||
All right, hang on.
|
||||
What is thy bidding, my Master?
|
||||
Send the fleet to the far side of Endor. There it will stay until called for.
|
||||
What of the reports of the Rebel fleet massing near Sullust?
|
||||
It is of no concern. Soon the Rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us! Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders.
|
||||
Yes, my Master.
|
||||
If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get outta here pretty quick, Chewie.
|
||||
We have you on our screen now. Please identify.
|
||||
Shuttle Tydirium requesting deactivation of the deflector shield.
|
||||
Shuttle Tydirium, transmit the clearance code for shield passage.
|
||||
Transmission commencing.
|
||||
Now we find out if that code is worth the price we paid.
|
||||
It'll work. It'll work.
|
||||
Vader's on that ship.
|
||||
Now don't get jittery, Luke. There are a lot of command ships. Keep your distance though, Chewie, but don't look like you're trying to keep your distance.
|
||||
I don't know. Fly casual.
|
||||
I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come.
|
||||
It's your imagination, kid. Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here.
|
||||
Where is that shuttle going?
|
||||
Shuttle Tydirium, what is your cargo and destination?
|
||||
Parts and technical crew for the forest moon.
|
||||
Do they have a code clearance?
|
||||
It's an older code, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.
|
||||
Shall I hold them?
|
||||
No. Leave them to me. I will deal with them myself.
|
||||
As you wish, my lord. Carry on.
|
||||
They're not goin' for it, Chewie.
|
||||
Shuttle Tydirium, deactivation of the shield will commence immediately. Follow your present course.
|
||||
Okay! I told you it was gonna work. No problem.
|
||||
Oh, I told you it was dangerous here.
|
||||
Shall we try and go around?
|
||||
It'll take time. This whole party'll be for nothing if they see us.
|
||||
Chewie and I will take care of this. You stay here.
|
||||
Quietly, there might be more of them out there.
|
||||
Hey... it's me.
|
||||
Go for help! Go!
|
||||
Great. Come on.
|
||||
Over there! Two more of them!
|
||||
I see them. Wait, Leia!
|
||||
Quick! Jam their comlink. Center switch!
|
||||
Hey, wait! Ahhh!
|
||||
Move closer!
|
||||
Get alongside that one!
|
||||
Get him!
|
||||
Keep on that one! I'll take these two!
|
||||
Oh, General Solo, somebody's coming. Oh!
|
||||
Luke! Where's Leia?
|
||||
What? She didn't come back?
|
||||
I thought she was with you.
|
||||
We got separated.
|
||||
Hey, we better go look for her.
|
||||
Take the squad ahead. We'll meet at the shield generator at 0300.
|
||||
Come on, Artoo. We'll need your scanners.
|
||||
Don't worry, Master Luke. We know what to do.
|
||||
And you said it was pretty here. Ugh!
|
||||
Cut it out!
|
||||
I'm not gonna hurt you.
|
||||
Well, looks like I'm stuck here. Trouble is, I don't know where here is.
|
||||
Well, maybe you can help me. Come on, sit down.
|
||||
I promise I won't hurt you. Now come here.
|
||||
All right. You want something to eat?
|
||||
That's right. Come on. Hmmm?
|
||||
Look, it's a hat. It's not gonna hurt you. Look. You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?
|
||||
What is it?
|
||||
Freeze! Come on, get up!
|
||||
Go get your ride and take her back to base.
|
||||
Yes, sir.
|
||||
Come on, let's get outta here.
|
||||
Halt! The Emperor does not wish to be disturbed at the moment.
|
||||
The Emperor will see me, now!
|
||||
The Emperor will see you, now.
|
||||
I told you to remain on the command ship.
|
||||
A small Rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor.
|
||||
Yes, I know.
|
||||
My son is with them.
|
||||
Are you sure?
|
||||
I have felt him, my Master.
|
||||
Strange, that I have not. I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader.
|
||||
They are clear, my Master.
|
||||
Then you must go to the Sanctuary Moon and wait for them.
|
||||
He will come to me?
|
||||
I have foreseen it. His compassion for you will be his undoing. He will come to you and then you will bring him before me.
|
||||
As you wish.
|
||||
Luke! Luke!
|
||||
Oh, Master Luke.
|
||||
There's two more wrecked speeders back there. And I found this.
|
||||
I'm afraid that Artoo's sensors can find no trace of Princess Leia.
|
||||
I hope she's alright.
|
||||
What, Chewie? What? Chewie!
|
||||
Hey, I don't get it.
|
||||
Nah, it's just a dead animal, Chewie.
|
||||
Chewie, wa-wait! Don't!
|
||||
Nice work. Great, Chewie! Great! Always thinking with your stomach.
|
||||
Will you take it easy? Let's just figure out a way to get out of this thing. Han, can you reach my lightsaber?
|
||||
Yeah, sure.
|
||||
Artoo, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. It's a very long dro-o-op!!
|
||||
Wha--? Hey! Point that thing someplace else.
|
||||
Hey!
|
||||
Han, don't. It'll be all right.
|
||||
Chewie, give 'em your crossbow.
|
||||
Oh, my head. Oh, my goodness!
|
||||
Do you understand anything they're saying?
|
||||
Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.
|
||||
What are you telling them?
|
||||
Hello, I think... I could be mistaken. They're using a very primitive dialect. But I do believe they think I am some sort of god.
|
||||
Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?
|
||||
I beg your pardon, General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper.
|
||||
Proper?!
|
||||
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
|
||||
Why, you--
|
||||
My mistake. He's an old friend of mine.
|
||||
I have a really bad feeling about this.
|
||||
What did he say?
|
||||
I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.
|
||||
Leia!
|
||||
Oh!
|
||||
Your Royal Highness.
|
||||
But these are my friends. Threepio, tell them they must be set free.
|
||||
Somehow, I got the feeling that didn't help us very much.
|
||||
Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.
|
||||
But Master Luke, what magic? couldn't possibly --
|
||||
Just tell them.
|
||||
You see, Master Luke; they didn't believe me. Just...
|
||||
... as I said they wouldn't. Wha-wha-what's happening! Oh! Oh, dear! Oh!
|
||||
Put me down! He-e-elp! Master Luke! Artoo! Somebody, somebody, help! Master Luke, Artoo! Artoo, quickly! Do something, somebody! Oh! Ohhh!
|
||||
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Thank goodness.
|
||||
Thanks, Threepio.
|
||||
I...I never knew I had it in me.
|
||||
Yes, Artoo. I was just coming to that.
|
||||
What's going on?
|
||||
I don't know.
|
||||
Wonderful! We are now a part of the tribe.
|
||||
Just what I always wanted.
|
||||
Well, short help is better than no help at all, Chewie. Thank you. Okay.
|
||||
He says the scouts are going to show us the quickest way to the shield generator.
|
||||
Good. How far is it? Ask him. We need some fresh supplies, too. And try and get our weapons back.
|
||||
And hurry up, will ya? I haven't got all day.
|
||||
Luke, what's wrong?
|
||||
Leia... do you remember your mother? Your real mother?
|
||||
Just a little bit. She died when I was very young.
|
||||
What do you remember?
|
||||
Just...images, really. Feelings.
|
||||
Tell me.
|
||||
She was very beautiful. Kind, but...sad. Why are you asking me all this?
|
||||
I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her.
|
||||
Luke, tell me. What's troubling you?
|
||||
Vader is here...now, on this moon.
|
||||
How do you know?
|
||||
I felt his presence. He's come for me. He can feel when I'm near. That's why I have to go. As long as I stay, I'm endangering the group and our mission here. I have to face him.
|
||||
Why?
|
||||
He's my father.
|
||||
Your father?
|
||||
There's more. It won't be easy for you to hear it, but you must. If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the Alliance.
|
||||
Luke, don't talk that way. You have a power I--I don't understand and could never have.
|
||||
You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force is strong in my family. My father has it...I have it...and...my sister has it.
|
||||
Yes. It's you Leia.
|
||||
I know. Somehow...I've always known.
|
||||
Then you know why I have to face him.
|
||||
No! Luke, run away, far away. If he can feel your presence, then leave this place. I wish I could go with you.
|
||||
No, you don't. You've always been strong.
|
||||
But, why must you confront him?
|
||||
Because...there is good in him. I've felt it. He won't turn me over to the Emperor. I can save him. I can turn him back to the good side. I have to try.
|
||||
Hey, what's goin' on?
|
||||
Nothing. I - just want to be alone for a little while.
|
||||
Nothing? Come on, tell me. What's goin' on?
|
||||
I...I can't tell you.
|
||||
Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?
|
||||
I...
|
||||
Ahhh...
|
||||
I'm sorry.
|
||||
Hold me.
|
||||
This is a Rebel that surrendered to us. Although he denies it, I believe there may be more of them, and I request permission to conduct a further search of the area.
|
||||
He was armed only with this.
|
||||
Good work, Commander. Leave us. Conduct your search and bring his companions to me.
|
||||
Yes, my Lord.
|
||||
The Emperor has been expecting you.
|
||||
I know, father.
|
||||
So, you have accepted the truth.
|
||||
I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father.
|
||||
That name no longer has any meaning for me.
|
||||
It is the name of your true self. You've only forgotten. I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully. That is why you couldn't destroy me. That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor now.
|
||||
I see you have constructed a new lightsaber.
|
||||
Your skills are complete. Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen.
|
||||
Come with me.
|
||||
Obi-Wan once thought as you do.
|
||||
You don't know the power of the dark side. I must obey my master.
|
||||
I will not turn...and you'll be forced to kill me.
|
||||
If that is your destiny.
|
||||
Search your feelings, father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.
|
||||
It is too late for me, son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now.
|
||||
Then my father is truly dead.
|
||||
The main entrance to the control bunker's on the far side of that landing platform. This isn't gonna be easy.
|
||||
Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this.
|
||||
What's he saying?
|
||||
He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the ridge.
|
||||
Admiral, we're in position. All fighters accounted for.
|
||||
Proceed with the countdown. All groups assume attack coordinates.
|
||||
Don't worry, my friends are down there. They'll have that shield down on time... or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time.
|
||||
All craft, prepare to jump to hyperspace on my mark.
|
||||
All right. Stand by.
|
||||
Back door, huh? Good idea.
|
||||
It's only a few guards. This shouldn't be too much trouble.
|
||||
Well, it only takes one to sound the alarm.
|
||||
Then we'll do it real quiet-like.
|
||||
Oh! Oh, my. Uh, Princess Leia!
|
||||
Quiet.
|
||||
I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something rather rash.
|
||||
Oh, no.
|
||||
There goes our surprise attack.
|
||||
Look! Over there! Stop him!
|
||||
Not bad for a little furball. There's only one left. You stay here. We'll take care of this.
|
||||
I have decided that we shall stay here.
|
||||
Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you.
|
||||
You no longer need those.
|
||||
Guards, leave us.
|
||||
I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me Master.
|
||||
You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my father.
|
||||
Oh, no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken...about a great many things.
|
||||
His lightsaber.
|
||||
Ah, yes, a Jedi's weapon. Much like your father's. By now you must know your father can never be turned from the dark side. So will it be with you.
|
||||
You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead...and you with me.
|
||||
Perhaps you refer to the imminent attack of your Rebel fleet.
|
||||
Yes...I assure you we are quite safe from your friends here.
|
||||
Your overconfidence is your weakness.
|
||||
Your faith in your friends is yours.
|
||||
It is pointless to resist, my son.
|
||||
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends up there on the Sanctuary Moon...
|
||||
...are walking into a trap. As is your Rebel fleet! It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them.
|
||||
Oh...I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
|
||||
All right! Up! Move! Come on! Quickly! Quickly, Chewie.
|
||||
Han! Hurry! The fleet will be here any moment.
|
||||
Charges! Come on, come on!
|
||||
Oh, my! They'll be captured!
|
||||
Wa-wait! Wait, come back! Artoo, stay with me.
|
||||
Freeze! You Rebel scum.
|
||||
All wings report in.
|
||||
Red Leader standing by.
|
||||
Gray Leader standing by.
|
||||
Green Leader standing by.
|
||||
Lock S-foils in attack positions.
|
||||
May the Force be with us.
|
||||
We've got to be able to get some kind of a reading on that shield, up or down. Well, how could they be jamming us if they don't know if we're coming.
|
||||
Break off the attack! The shield is still up.
|
||||
I get no reading. Are you sure?
|
||||
Pull up! All craft pull up!
|
||||
Take evasive action! Green Group, stick close to holding sector MV-7.
|
||||
Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47.
|
||||
It's a trap!
|
||||
Fighters coming in.
|
||||
There's too many of them!
|
||||
Accelerate to attack speed! Draw their fire away from the cruisers.
|
||||
Copy, Gold Leader.
|
||||
Come, boy. See for yourself.
|
||||
From here you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance, and the end of your insignificant Rebellion.
|
||||
You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant.
|
||||
No!
|
||||
It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine!
|
||||
All right, move it! I said move it! Go on!
|
||||
Hello! I say, over there! Were you looking for me?
|
||||
Bring those two down here!
|
||||
Let's go!
|
||||
Well, they're on their way. Artoo, are you sure this was a good idea?
|
||||
Freeze! Don't move!
|
||||
We surrender.
|
||||
Ohhh! Stand back, Artoo.
|
||||
The code's changed. We need Artoo!
|
||||
Here's the terminal.
|
||||
Artoo, where are you? We need you at the bunker right away.
|
||||
Going? What do you mean, you're going. But-- but going where, Artoo? No, what! Artoo! Oh, this is no time for heroics. Come back!
|
||||
Watch yourself, Wedge! Three from above!
|
||||
Red Three, Red Two, pull in!
|
||||
Got it!
|
||||
Three of them coming in, twenty degrees!
|
||||
Cut to the left! I'll take the leader! They're heading for the medical frigate.
|
||||
Pressure's steady.
|
||||
Only the fighters are attacking. I wonder what those Star Destroyers are waiting for.
|
||||
We're in attack position now, sir.
|
||||
Hold here.
|
||||
We're not going to attack?
|
||||
I have my orders from the Emperor himself. He has something special planned for them. We only need to keep them from escaping.
|
||||
As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station. Fire at will, Commander.
|
||||
Fire!
|
||||
That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational! Home One, this is Gold Leader.
|
||||
We saw it. All craft prepare to retreat.
|
||||
You won't get another chance at this, Admiral.
|
||||
We have no choice, General Calrissian. Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude.
|
||||
Han will have that shield down. We've got to give him more time.
|
||||
We're coming!
|
||||
Come on! Come on!
|
||||
Oh, Artoo, hurry!
|
||||
My goodness! Artoo, why did you have to be so brave?
|
||||
Well, I suppose I could hotwire this thing.
|
||||
I'll cover you.
|
||||
Yes! I said closer! Move as close as you can and engage those Star Destroyers at point- blank range.
|
||||
At that close range, we won't last long against those Star Destroyers.
|
||||
We'll last longer then we will against that Death Star...and we might just take a few of them with us.
|
||||
She's gonna blow!
|
||||
I'm hit!
|
||||
Your fleet has lost. And your friends on the Endor moon will not survive. There is no escape, my young apprentice. The Alliance will die...as will your friends.
|
||||
Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
|
||||
Look!
|
||||
Get him off of there!
|
||||
I think I got it. I got it!
|
||||
Oh, Princess Leia, are you all right?
|
||||
Let's see.
|
||||
It's not bad.
|
||||
Freeze!
|
||||
Oh, dear.
|
||||
Don't move!
|
||||
I love you.
|
||||
I know.
|
||||
Hands up! Stand up!
|
||||
Stay back.
|
||||
Chewie! Get down here! She's wounded! No, wait.... I got an idea.
|
||||
Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy! Let the hate flow through you.
|
||||
Obi-Wan has taught you well.
|
||||
I will not fight you, father.
|
||||
You are unwise to lower your defenses.
|
||||
Your thoughts betray you, father. I feel the good in you...the conflict.
|
||||
There is no conflict.
|
||||
You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before, and I don't believe you'll destroy me now.
|
||||
You underestimate the power of the dark side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.
|
||||
Good. Good.
|
||||
Watch out. Squad at .06.
|
||||
I'm on it, Gold Leader.
|
||||
Good shot, Red Two.
|
||||
Now...come on, Han, old buddy. Don't let me down.
|
||||
It's over, Commander. The Rebels have been routed. They're fleeing into the woods. We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit.
|
||||
Send three squads to help. Open the back door.
|
||||
Yes, sir.
|
||||
Throw me another charge.
|
||||
You cannot hide forever, Luke.
|
||||
I will not fight you.
|
||||
Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for...
|
||||
Sister! So...you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will.
|
||||
Never-r-r!
|
||||
Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!
|
||||
Never! I'll never turn to the dark side. You've failed, Your Highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
|
||||
So be it...Jedi.
|
||||
Move! Move!
|
||||
The shield is down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor.
|
||||
We're on our way. Red Group, Gold Group, all fighters follow me. Told you they'd do it!
|
||||
If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.
|
||||
Young fool...only now, at the end, do you understand.
|
||||
Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side. You have paid the price for your lack of vision.
|
||||
Father, please. Help me.
|
||||
Now, young Skywalker...you will die.
|
||||
I'm going in.
|
||||
Here goes nothing.
|
||||
Now lock onto the strongest power source. It should be the power generator.
|
||||
Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of space real fast.
|
||||
Split up and head back to the surface. See if you can get a few of those TIE fighters to follow you.
|
||||
Copy, Gold Leader.
|
||||
That was too close.
|
||||
We've got to give those fighters more time. Concentrate all fire on that Super Star Destroyer.
|
||||
Sir, we've lost our bridge deflector shield.
|
||||
Intensify the forward batteries. I don't want anything to get through.
|
||||
Intensify forward firepower!
|
||||
It's too late!
|
||||
Luke, help me take this mask off.
|
||||
But you'll die.
|
||||
Nothing can stop that now. Just for once... let me look on you with my own eyes.
|
||||
Now...go, my son. Leave me.
|
||||
No. You're coming with me. I can't leave you here. I've got to save you.
|
||||
You already have, Luke. You were right about me. Tell your sister...you were right.
|
||||
Father... I won't leave you.
|
||||
There it is!
|
||||
All right, Wedge. Go for the power regulator on the north tower.
|
||||
Copy, Gold Leader. I'm already on my way out.
|
||||
Move the fleet away from the Death Star.
|
||||
Wedge, I don't think we're going to make it.
|
||||
You'll make it. Just follow me Gold Leader.
|
||||
I promised to return his ship without a scratch...I sure hope that old pirate forgives me.
|
||||
Lando...
|
||||
They did it!
|
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|
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|
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'TwaZZ_ the n i g h t before C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S, when allllllllllllllll through the h0us3, nawt a cr3a7ur3 was stlrrlng, not even a %MousE%!!! The [STOCKINGS] were --hung-- by the (c)(h)(i)(m)(n)(e)(y) with care <3, in hopez that St. N-i-c-h-o-l-a-s s00n wud be there....... The ***children*** were -nestled- a11 snUg in their {beds}, while visionss of ~-= sugar-plums =-~ danced in <<their heads>>. AnD mAmmA In hEr 'kErchIEf, & I In my cAp, had |JUST| settled our #brains for a long long long long long long Winter's Nap
|
||||
|
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@ -9,6 +9,26 @@
|
|||
"type": "customTime",
|
||||
"parameters": [7200]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "quad",
|
||||
"type": "customTime",
|
||||
"parameters": [14400]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "8Ball",
|
||||
"type": "customTime",
|
||||
"parameters": [28800]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "theBig12",
|
||||
"type": "customTime",
|
||||
"parameters": [43200]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "1Day",
|
||||
"type": "customTime",
|
||||
"parameters": [86400]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "trueSimp",
|
||||
"type": "customText",
|
||||
|
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@ -52,12 +72,66 @@
|
|||
,{
|
||||
"name": "accuracy",
|
||||
"type": "accuracy",
|
||||
"parameters": []
|
||||
"parameters": [],
|
||||
"message": "Minimum 60wpm and 100% accuracy required."
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "inAGalaxyFarFarAway",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["inAGalaxyFarFarAway.txt",null,"space_balls"]
|
||||
"parameters": ["episode4.txt",null,"space_balls"]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "whosYourDaddy",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["episode5.txt",null,"space_balls"]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "itsATrap",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["episode6.txt",null,"space_balls"]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "jolly",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["jolly.txt",null,null],
|
||||
"message": "Minimum 70wpm required."
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "gottaCatchEmAll",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["pokemon.txt",null,null]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "rapGod",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["rapod.txt",null,null],
|
||||
"message": "Minimum 85wpm and 90% accuracy required."
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "littleChef",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["littlechef.txt",null,null]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "crosstalk",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["crosstalk.txt",null,null]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "bees",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["bees.txt",null,null]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "navySeal",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["navyseal.txt",null,null],
|
||||
"message": "Minimum 60wpm and 100% accuracy required."
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "getOffMySwamp",
|
||||
"type": "script",
|
||||
"parameters": ["shrek.txt",null,null]
|
||||
}
|
||||
,{
|
||||
"name": "beLikeWater",
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
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static/challenges/navyseal.txt
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static/challenges/navyseal.txt
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|
|
@ -0,0 +1 @@
|
|||
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
|
||||
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static/challenges/pokemon.txt
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149
static/challenges/rapgod.txt
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149
static/challenges/rapgod.txt
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|
|
@ -0,0 +1,149 @@
|
|||
Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
|
||||
But I'm only going to get this one chance
|
||||
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
|
||||
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
|
||||
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
|
||||
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
|
||||
You were just what the doctor ordered
|
||||
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
|
||||
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
|
||||
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
|
||||
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
|
||||
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
|
||||
I got a laptop in my back pocket
|
||||
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
|
||||
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
|
||||
Made a living and a killing off it
|
||||
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
|
||||
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
|
||||
I'm an MC still as honest
|
||||
But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
|
||||
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
|
||||
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy brat
|
||||
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yackidy-yac
|
||||
And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
|
||||
That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
|
||||
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
|
||||
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
|
||||
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
|
||||
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
|
||||
It's actually disastrously bad
|
||||
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
|
||||
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
|
||||
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
|
||||
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
|
||||
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
|
||||
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
|
||||
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
|
||||
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
|
||||
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
|
||||
MC's get taken to school with this music
|
||||
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
|
||||
Now I lead a new school full of students
|
||||
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
|
||||
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
|
||||
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
|
||||
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
|
||||
Roll Hall of Fame
|
||||
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
|
||||
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
|
||||
On the wall of shame
|
||||
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
|
||||
Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
|
||||
Little gay looking boy
|
||||
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
|
||||
You witnessing a mass occur
|
||||
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
|
||||
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
|
||||
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
|
||||
And a "way to go" from your label everyday looking boy
|
||||
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
|
||||
I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
|
||||
I'mma work for everything I have
|
||||
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
|
||||
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
|
||||
To keep up with the same pace looking boy
|
||||
'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
|
||||
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
|
||||
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
|
||||
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
|
||||
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
|
||||
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
|
||||
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
|
||||
And I should not be woken
|
||||
I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
|
||||
But I got your mom deep throating
|
||||
I'm out my Ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
|
||||
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
|
||||
It's me, my honesty's brutal
|
||||
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
|
||||
For good at least once in a while
|
||||
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
|
||||
Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
|
||||
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case 'cause even you unsigned
|
||||
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
|
||||
I know there was a time where once I
|
||||
Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
|
||||
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
|
||||
Appeal with the skin color of mine
|
||||
You get too big and here they come trying to
|
||||
Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP
|
||||
One when I tried to say "I'll take seven kids from Columbine
|
||||
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine"
|
||||
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
|
||||
Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal
|
||||
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
|
||||
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
|
||||
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
|
||||
You write normal, fuck being normal
|
||||
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
|
||||
Just to come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
|
||||
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad
|
||||
Singin' to a man while they played piano
|
||||
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
|
||||
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
|
||||
"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
|
||||
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
|
||||
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
|
||||
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
|
||||
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
|
||||
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
|
||||
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
|
||||
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
|
||||
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
|
||||
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
|
||||
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
|
||||
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
|
||||
Oh, he's too mainstream
|
||||
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
|
||||
It's not hip hop, it's pop, 'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
|
||||
With rock, shock rap with Doc
|
||||
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
|
||||
I don't know how to make songs like that
|
||||
I don't know what words to use
|
||||
Let me know when it occurs to you
|
||||
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
|
||||
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
|
||||
How many verses I gotta murder to
|
||||
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh!
|
||||
School flunkie, pill junky
|
||||
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
|
||||
Full of myself, but still hungry
|
||||
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
|
||||
And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
|
||||
But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
|
||||
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
|
||||
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
|
||||
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
|
||||
Angels fight with devils and, here's what they want from me
|
||||
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
|
||||
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
|
||||
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
|
||||
And understand the discrimination
|
||||
But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
|
||||
But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
|
||||
Don't mistake it for Satan
|
||||
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
|
||||
And take a vacation to trip a broad
|
||||
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
|
||||
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?
|
||||
1
static/challenges/shrek.txt
Normal file
1
static/challenges/shrek.txt
Normal file
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