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frontend/static/quotes/danish.json

@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@
     {
       "text": "\"Det var ikke særlig klogt sagt, Plys.\" sagde Grislingen. \"Det var klogt, da det var inde i mit hoved, men så skete der noget på vejen ud.\"",
       "source": "Peter Plys",
-      "length": 147,
+      "length": 139,
       "id": 22
     },
     {

frontend/static/quotes/english.json

@@ -9101,7 +9101,7 @@
       "text": "I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and done - I think you're gonna find yourself one smiling guy. Thing is, Butch, right now you got ability. But painful as it may be, ability don't last. Now that's a hard fact of life, but it's a fact of life you're gonna have to get realistic about.",
       "source": "Pulp Fiction",
       "id": 1550,
-      "length": 305
+      "length": 306
     },
     {
       "text": "Life can get pretty crazy at times. It can be hectic, confusing, stressful, and that's on a good day. Life can be full of happiness and full of sadness. One moment you're on top of the world and nothing can go wrong. The next, it feels as if nothing will ever be right again. I guess it depends where you are right now on your ride through life whether you smile when you read this or fight back tears.",
@@ -33742,7 +33742,7 @@
     {
       "text": "In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, \"Anyone can cook\". But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more.",
       "source": "Ratatouille",
-      "length": 1317,
+      "length": 1315,
       "id": 5871
     },
     {
@@ -34954,7 +34954,7 @@
     {
       "text": "Let's say, \"sunshine for everyone,\" but as far as I can remember we've been migratory animals, living under changing weather. Someday, we'll foresee obstacles through the blizzard, through the blizzard.",
       "source": "Syd Matters - Obstacles",
-      "length": 201,
+      "length": 202,
       "id": 6184
     },
     {
@@ -35032,7 +35032,7 @@
     {
       "text": "Humans preferred their museums to be indoors. This initially seemed baffling to monsters (especially given the amount of dusting we avoid by keeping objects outside!). Experts have recently suggested that keeping objects indoors may have been part of England's efforts to hide and store museums' collections of stolen property.",
       "source": "A Monster's Expedition",
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+      "length": 327,
       "id": 6197
     },
     {
@@ -35386,7 +35386,7 @@
     {
       "text": "What is it about society that disappoints you so much? Oh, I don't know. Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it's that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit. The world itself's just one big hoax. Spamming each other with our burning commentary, masquerading as insight. Our social media faking as intimacy. Or is it that we voted for this? Not with our rigged elections, but with our things. Our property. Our money. I'm not saying anything new. We all know why we do this. Not because Hunger Games books makes us happy. But because we wanna be sedated. Because it's painful not to pretend. Because we're cowards. F... society.",
       "source": "Mr. Robot",
-      "length": 730,
+      "length": 732,
       "id": 6257
     },
     {
@@ -35886,7 +35886,7 @@
     {
       "text": "Maybe you went too far. Maybe you didn't go far enough. Maybe you did it just right. The point is that while you were doing it, you heard a voice telling you that disciplining him would prevent him from repeating the offense, a voice that sounded like reason, and there was a reason to it, as the most compelling lies are comprised almost entirely of the truth. But that's what it does. Cloaks itself in whatever it must to move you to action. And the more you deny its presence, the more powerful it gets, and the more likely it is to consume you entirely without you ever knowing it was there. Now, if you and I are to lead these men together, you must learn to know its presence well so that you may use it rather than it using you.",
       "source": "Black Sails",
-      "length": 737,
+      "length": 735,
       "approvedBy": "Smithster",
       "id": 6332
     },
@@ -35970,7 +35970,7 @@
     {
       "text": "Hello and goodbye. Do you think I'm dying? Do you think I'm going somewhere else this time? Do you remember the day we pretended to be every star in the sky?",
       "source": "Might quit - Bill Wurtz",
-      "length": 156,
+      "length": 157,
       "approvedBy": "Smithster",
       "id": 6344
     },
@@ -36621,7 +36621,7 @@
     {
       "text": "When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons.",
       "source": "Bo Burnham",
-      "length": 60,
+      "length": 61,
       "approvedBy": "Smithster",
       "id": 6438
     },
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     {
       "text": "There are many types of monsters in this world, monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble. Monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood, and monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans, even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat, even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though they have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it because, in truth, I am that monster.",
       "source": "Death Note",
-      "length": 674,
+      "length": 675,
       "approvedBy": "Smithster",
       "id": 6529
     },
@@ -37629,7 +37629,7 @@
     {
       "text": "If you think reality is just living comfortably and following your own whims, can you seriously dare to call yourself a soldier?",
       "source": "Attack on Titan",
-      "length": 127,
+      "length": 128,
       "approvedBy": "Smithster",
       "id": 6584
     },
@@ -37713,7 +37713,7 @@
     {
       "text": "Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.",
       "source": "GLaDOS, Portal",
-      "length": 262,
+      "length": 261,
       "approvedBy": "Smithster",
       "id": 6596
     },
@@ -37958,7 +37958,7 @@
     {
       "text": "I don't know how to tell you, but I love you. I'm not good with words, but I'm talking. I'm not good at talking, but I talk to you. I'm not good at being myself, but I am around you. I'm not good at being loved, but you love me too. I don't know how to tell you, but I love you.",
       "source": "Matthew D. Thomason ",
-      "length": 277,
+      "length": 278,
       "approvedBy": "Smithster",
       "id": 6632
     },
@@ -38070,7 +38070,7 @@
     {
       "text": "Spread love wherever you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.",
       "source": "Mother Teresa",
-      "length": 80,
+      "length": 81,
       "approvedBy": "Smithster",
       "id": 6648
     },
@@ -38419,7 +38419,7 @@
     {
       "text": "Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist.",
       "source": "Naruto",
-      "length": 186,
+      "length": 169,
       "approvedBy": "Smithster",
       "id": 6701
     },

frontend/static/quotes/russian.json

@@ -2303,7 +2303,7 @@
       "id": 390,
       "source": "Кибиров Тимур - Лада, или Радость",
       "text": "А однажды, после очередного неудачного свидания со своей распрекрасной дамой, я, решив если не компенсировать, то хоть немного приглушить дефицит любострастных упоений иными плотскими радостями, купил немировской перцовки, коей я в те годы злоупотреблял, и обратился к весёлой и засаленной ларёчнице с просьбой отпустить мне три чебурека. И услышал в ответ безумный и леденящий душу вопрос: \"Вам с чем - с картошкой или с рыбой?\" то ли не одичание? Это ли не знамение последних времён, я вас спрашиваю?! каких ещё требуется вам доказательств, что мир катится в бездну?!",
-      "length": 568
+      "length": 569
     },
     {
       "id": 391,
@@ -2987,7 +2987,7 @@
       "id": 506,
       "source": "Индридасон Арнальд - Каменный мешок",
       "text": "Была бы, как говорится, картошка, а причина для недовольства найдётся - её можно объявить переваренной, разваренной в кашицу, сырой, неочищенной, плохо очищенной, очищенной, не порезанной пополам, в соусе, без соуса, жареной, нежареной, слишком толсто нарезанной, слишком тонко нарезанной, слишком сладкой, недостаточно сладкой...",
-      "length": 329
+      "length": 330
     },
     {
       "id": 507,
@@ -3137,7 +3137,7 @@
       "id": 531,
       "source": "Брускин Гриша - Прошедшее время несовершенного вида",
       "text": "Наши приятели попросили сына Гришу, ученика четвёртого класса, показать дневник с отметками. \"Суки бестактные!\" - возмутился интеллигентный мальчик.",
-      "length": 147
+      "length": 148
     },
     {
       "id": 532,
@@ -4043,7 +4043,7 @@
       "id": 684,
       "source": "Соломон Эндрю - The Irony Tower",
       "text": "Вскоре после возвращения из своей первой поездки в Советский Союз я попал в театр на постановку \"Трёх сестёр\". \"Скорее в Москву!\" - повторяли сёстры. \"В Москву! В Москву! В Москву!\" - восклицали они, продолжая вращаться в круговороте своих повседневных забот. Трагизм пьесы в том, что они никогда не поедут в Москву, жизненные обстоятельства настолько сильнее их, что они никогда не смогут выбраться из своего городка. До поездки в СССР это меня не очень трогало, мне казалось, что каждый человек неминуемо проживает свою судьбу. Побывав в Советском Союзе, я понял, что эта пьеса о неспособности русских управлять вполне управляемой ситуацией, и мне потребовались серьёзные усилия, чтобы взять себя в руки и не выбежать на сцену с криком: \"Послушайте, есть же поезд в Москву, он отправляется из этого самого города каждый день, в четыре часа, садитесь на него. Бросьте в чемодан несколько платьев и езжайте. Я сам куплю вам билеты, только перестаньте хныкать и сделайте что-нибудь\".",
-      "length": 981
+      "length": 982
     },
     {
       "id": 685,