diff --git a/static/quotes/english.json b/static/quotes/english.json
index ac695e27f..fb55503d0 100644
--- a/static/quotes/english.json
+++ b/static/quotes/english.json
@@ -30516,6 +30516,12 @@
       "source": "The Longest Text Ever",
       "length": 146,
       "id": 5135
+    },
+    {
+      "text": "This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore.",
+      "source": "The Longest Text Ever",
+      "length": 351,
+      "id": 5136
     }
   ]
 }
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