monkeytype/static/challenges/shrek.txt

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort... which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle... guarded by a terrible firebreathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this deadful prison. but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep... in the highest room of the tallest tower... for her true love and true love's first kiss. Like that's ever gonna happen  What a load of  Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an L on the forehead The years start comin' and they don't stop commin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do So much to see So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now You're an allstar Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitter is gold Only shootin' stars break the mould It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire How 'bout yours That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored  Hey, now, you're an allstar Get your game on go play Hey, now you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitter is gold Only shootin' stars break the mould  Go!  Go!  Go. Go. Go. Hey, now You're an allstar Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitter is gold Only shootin' stars break the mould  Think it's in there?  All right. Let's get it! Whoa, Hold on. Do you know what thing can do to you? Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.  No!  They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!  Actualy, it's quite good on toast.  Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! Right. This is the part where you run away. And stay out! Wanted. Fairy tale creatures. All right. This one's full  Take it away!  Move it along. Come on! Get up!  Next! Give me that! Your flying days are over. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!  Get up! Come on!  Twenty pieces.  Sit down there!  Keep quiet! This cage is too small. Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give ma another chance! Oh, shut up. Oh!  Next! What have you got?  This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. Five shillings forthe possessed toy.  Take it away.  Father, please! Don't let them do this!  Help me!  Next. What have you got?  Well, I've got a talking donkey. Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prouve it. Oh, go ahead, little fella. Well? Oh, oh, he's just He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt  That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.  Get her out of my sight. No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! Hey! I can fly!  He can fly!  He can fly!  He can talk! Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. Your right have seen a house fly maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Uhoh. Seize him! After him! He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! You there. Ogre! Aye? By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you under arrest... and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility. Oh, really? You and what army? Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible! Are you talkin' to me? Whoa! Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back